Central Colleges of the Philippines - ECE Batch2005
Welcome to the unofficial site of ECE Department. Feel free to post anything, but you have to be a member first. Send Jordan (flyerz_21@yahoo.com) your email address..Monday, June 06, 2005
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| What Sex Are They? |
| SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. |  |
| ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. |
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| COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. |
| TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated. |
 | HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...and, of course, there's the hot air part. |
| SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water. |
| HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. |  |
| SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. |
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| HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. |
| REMOTE CONTROL - female....Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. |
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